WHY WHY WHY Are England so Boring to Watch???????

In case you had not picked up on this, I love football! Its allure is like the third page of the sun paper, not that I ever buy that rag. A study, test or somet was carried out, it realised that the reading age the sun is aimed at is that of a primary school student. And you know that primary education in the land of Willie Shakespear, Willie Wordsworth and other such literate luminaries is now so poor that kids in holland have a better grasp of this language than our own. So it is a paper aimed at grown ups with the reading age of badly educated primary school children.....

I suppose that means its aimed at retards.....

But the primal force that is page three will never die! (for those of you who dont live in the UK, it has a picture of a topless women on it EVERYDAY!!!!!!)

It is primal forces that drive football. Aggression, Skill, Guile, the basic need to suceed! But, I do get to the point eventually, its just not the same when watching England play! Sven and his hapless sidekick, Steve Mclaren a.k.a Mclown, took the most promising group of players we had produced since...... well the last most promising group since.... and slowly turned them into. Err.... I dont know. Well the players he had(Sven) had talent, especially the united players. For those of you who know football, a really telling statistic was that Paul Scholes, the Ginja Ninja. did not score for 25 games in an England shirt! A wonderfuly gifted passer, quick feet and as natural a finisher as you would find in any front line and all from midfield. Sven reduced this talent to retirement. Long Balls played up for Big Emile Heskey(I blame Sven and Gerarrd Houlier for the decline of Big Emile) to knock to into the path of ickle Michael Owen to chase and then to score. A formula that worked, for a time and only to a certain extent.

Sven, honestly failed to deliver with a very talented squad, when it came to the crunch, in the big moments, he didnt have what it took to bring the national side through. Despite all his sexual conquests and natural charm............. well dude, he had to have something, surely it could not only have been wealth and a high profile that won over a string of beauties including...... Nancy D olivo, Her family own the olive oil company. And Eureka Johnson, named after a moment of clarity............... or not. And Faria Alam... who looked good in her white outift, twas a COLD day to be sure!!!!

(Not really a string of beauties..... just a string..particularily in Eurekas case)

Sven reminded me of Nosfuratu. But as he was often seen out during the day, he could not have been. But watch Bram Stokers Dracula... When you first see the Count(no not the one from sesame street) it will put Sven into your mind. Perhaps this is how he got the Tang(thats code word for a womens Narne).

Now, if you recall, in Bram Stokers Dracula, the count had a feeble minded stooge. A stooge who ate flies and asked questions of the stars, when he should have been concentrating on finding his lost marbles! Now, I am in no way likening Steve Mclaren to that guy! No. Not a bit! But life can be a lot like art! Anyway, freed from the accursed grip of his master the crazy dude(from Bram Stokers book, what would Bram be short for? Bramble? Like Titus? maybe!) may have found a way to live life and maybe work...

Steve Mclaren has managed to do what that guy didnt(the crazy guy) and survive his master! He too has gained control of the best position in the country if you want free poom-tang!! And he too has a squad filled with outrageous talent, maybe even more so than under Svennis(his full name). But Amazingly he has managed to get even less out of them, a feat to be marvelled at, to be sure!

I think this is why I dont want to feel the paion of England anymore, watching good players play bad is torture! He insists on playing Frank Lampard and the legendary STEVIE G in the same side, despite it being clear to all, even Mina(From Bram Stokers Dracula) that it doesnt work. It has worn my resistance down... I no longer watch England with any hope of seeing a decent game of football, unless the opposition do the business!

This weekend, those brave English lions have embarked on a new crusade, to take boring football to the holy land.

Will they suceed? It is foretold... they WILL SUCEED. Many fans will sleep. Many will curse the tout they paid over the odds to, to watch England, incoherent England, stumble about the field. BUT THEY WILLL SUCEED!!!!!!

I am sure that England will play bad football and do all they can to lose. And the only thing that will make this game exciting is if uefa have employed a referee and linesman from Hammas, which is unlikely, but if we can employ Nosfuratu, they can employ Hammas!

Robert Mugabe-Zimbabwe and the Common Wealth

What about this dude? I am not one who advocates killing, not in a serious sense. But this dude should have been removed LONG, LONG ago!

Didnt the Hitler styled Tache give the game away?

This is my opinion on what was once known as the British Empire.

All the peoples who were part of our "glorious" Empire, were by and large enforced members of a club with very few benefits for the locals. We took natural resources, and offered them "protection" in return!

Protection from other would be evil oppressors! (cos that's what we have been)

We exported other human beings as slaves, treated locals as dirt and did all this feeling proud of ourselves.

In my opinion, we as a nation OWE the former colonies a great debt! Not the nations, but the people of those nations. To me it would do far more for world peace if we built roads, hospitals and schools. AND its much cheaper than war... ( I just threw that in case any hard nosed economists have accidentally stumbled over the page!)*

Part of this debt is due to the fact that we robbed soo many nations of generations of growth and knowledge by our actions. It has helped the likes of Mugabe to take power and keep it by using brutal methods we have exported for many centuries!

By simply sending Builders, Farmers, Teachers and Doctors to Zimbabwe, with soldiers to protect them, we would have freed the country from his tyrannical grip by providing food, health care, homes and most importantly of all the freedom education gives you. The power to know you have a choice and a right to determine your life without fear of being murdered or brutalised by a government! The people of Zimbabwe would have thought of the British as being people of their word, long overdue, but better late than never!


I dream that one day, we British(That's ALL the people that live here) will live up to our self image! That of fair and decent people!

A fair and decent person would not leave innocents to suffer at the hands of the guilty!

That's why we should have protected our former subjects from this man!

Former subjects, people who have contributed greatly to OUR UNcommon Wealth! Cos its not every country that has what we do! But more than that we have such ties to the rest of the world that it is impossible not to realise that we are talking really of FAMILY!


*= Well... there is alot of money in war for weapons manufacturers, less during peace time. Witness that every now and then Western powers embark on wars! This is at the behest of said manufacturers....... This situation was forewarned by none other than General Dwight D . Eisenhower, "the industrial Military Complex" Go check it out and see if this man was not sage!

WORK WORK WORK....VOL II

Well sad days are ahead.... I am entering my last two weeks at this job... my contract is up! I have to say I have had an absolute blast working here! This office had 18 women and two guys permanently in the office.............. three others would come and go, guys that is.

18 to 2......

thats 18 to 2..........

Lovely! Really nice people, good senses of humour, even some of that disturbed people that come in for help have been really nice decent human beings!

I work in a housing office. A place where people at the bottom of the social scale sit. Feet firmly planted in the dirt! (remember the socio-economic pyramid)

I think when you are work in an office like this you see people who really would not survive without the state. People with mental health issues mostly fall into this catergory. Though there are others...

But you realise that life really is hard for some people and that we as a society are doing the right thing by helping them. The welfare state, the NHS and free education are all signs that we are trying to be a decent, civilised nation( We being the British Peoples, that being ALL who live within these Isles!). It gives me a good feeling that we do this for ourselves and for people from all around the world who come and make a home in the UK.

We are not perfect here. We do and say a great many things that reflect badly on our national character. But we should never forget the good that we do. I also think that we should not forget that while politicians line their own pockets and make cuts in services we pay for, that regular folk, real human beings DO care for and about each other. Dont forget the simple fact that every single day people of different cultures, relgions and "colours" get on just fine, without a worry, not only "tolerating" each others differences, but actively enjoying them!


But back to my working environment......

Gonna miss coming in here and miss the ladies I work with cos they are all so nice! They have made me feel very welcome from day one!!!!!!!!!!

Speak to you all soon!!!!