Dating... etc
Hey Folks... Well here comes me again with yet more nonsense that no one will read!!!!! Still I will continue as eventually the posts I put here will form my first novel... entitled... err... dunno that will come to me....
So dating is the subject today!!!
I have recently gone onto the internet, not to look for dates, to look for work, however, I happened upon a dating website. I logged on and started to rate the Honies on line. The first thing I noticed was how many of them looked like super models!!!! it really did get my juices going! I thought I may be dating Elle Macpherson real soon! But, and here comes the rub, it wasn actually a picture of the women I was talking to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well.. whats the point of putting someone else's picture on there? I guessed it maybe because the people are probably not the best looking and so are afraid to put their own picture!!! Anway, I soon began to get pictures and messages from Russian women, all of whom seemed terribly sad and in need of caring, they painted a picture of Russian men that makes Vladmir Putin seem postively lovely and fluffy... Naturally being a caring fellow I wanted to help them thru their woes(it had nothing to do with wanting them to send me naked pictures, remember I did warn you that I often stray into the world of porn, within my mind anyway, use your imaginations if you would, mine is TOO explicit!) One lady in particular tugged hard at the strings of my very heart! I wont name her, just cos it wouldnt be nice, but we really did exchange some deep moments, she told me of her love of nature and the outdoors also of her hurt at the hands of mean men, I told her of my love of deep fried chicken and how I too had been hurt before, I said we all have. I told her how my last girlfriend had cheated on me with three guys, in my bed... now it wasnt true, that didnt happen but I felt sure it would help lets call here... um... Svetlana, get thru her hard times... slowly I realised that her mails were just general rambles that were not really specific. I started to shorten my mails and ask direct questions.
Sadly she turned out to be a scammer, heartless women who only want to take men for their monies! I had made plans to sell my home and move to Russia to be with My Svetty.. I had been taken in....
What has this all to do with dating? Well, why have we gotten to that state where men and women can no longer just sit down talk and learn wether or not they are suited? What has gone wrong? This is a post where I would like you the reader to inform me, so that maybe I can find a women who will treat me as I want to be treated!!! I dont want much, only to be treated as a King.. you know, feet cleaned, corns cut orf, back rubs, dinner on the table, complete control of the remote.... Most importantly... NO BACK TALK!!!!!
See i am just an old fashioned boy who wants only to have a docile women who knows her place...
Can anyone... ANYONE tell me where I am going wrong... answers on a post card, or better still as a comment....
anway I am about to write something sensible... Cos my book must have SOME sense in it!!!
Adios!!
So dating is the subject today!!!
I have recently gone onto the internet, not to look for dates, to look for work, however, I happened upon a dating website. I logged on and started to rate the Honies on line. The first thing I noticed was how many of them looked like super models!!!! it really did get my juices going! I thought I may be dating Elle Macpherson real soon! But, and here comes the rub, it wasn actually a picture of the women I was talking to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well.. whats the point of putting someone else's picture on there? I guessed it maybe because the people are probably not the best looking and so are afraid to put their own picture!!! Anway, I soon began to get pictures and messages from Russian women, all of whom seemed terribly sad and in need of caring, they painted a picture of Russian men that makes Vladmir Putin seem postively lovely and fluffy... Naturally being a caring fellow I wanted to help them thru their woes(it had nothing to do with wanting them to send me naked pictures, remember I did warn you that I often stray into the world of porn, within my mind anyway, use your imaginations if you would, mine is TOO explicit!) One lady in particular tugged hard at the strings of my very heart! I wont name her, just cos it wouldnt be nice, but we really did exchange some deep moments, she told me of her love of nature and the outdoors also of her hurt at the hands of mean men, I told her of my love of deep fried chicken and how I too had been hurt before, I said we all have. I told her how my last girlfriend had cheated on me with three guys, in my bed... now it wasnt true, that didnt happen but I felt sure it would help lets call here... um... Svetlana, get thru her hard times... slowly I realised that her mails were just general rambles that were not really specific. I started to shorten my mails and ask direct questions.
Sadly she turned out to be a scammer, heartless women who only want to take men for their monies! I had made plans to sell my home and move to Russia to be with My Svetty.. I had been taken in....
What has this all to do with dating? Well, why have we gotten to that state where men and women can no longer just sit down talk and learn wether or not they are suited? What has gone wrong? This is a post where I would like you the reader to inform me, so that maybe I can find a women who will treat me as I want to be treated!!! I dont want much, only to be treated as a King.. you know, feet cleaned, corns cut orf, back rubs, dinner on the table, complete control of the remote.... Most importantly... NO BACK TALK!!!!!
See i am just an old fashioned boy who wants only to have a docile women who knows her place...
Can anyone... ANYONE tell me where I am going wrong... answers on a post card, or better still as a comment....
anway I am about to write something sensible... Cos my book must have SOME sense in it!!!
Adios!!
posted by Lilmoonbeam @ 7:18 AM
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