Blog Virgin

Here it is... my very first Blog... OK this is not strictly true as I tried one before but forgot my user name and password... It is NOT a help!

What should one put on a Blog.. My thoughts? No, half of them are extremely pornographic and as such I may be prosecuted.... They involve Beyonce, J-lo and a Jar of Nutella... oh and some Bread sticks... I will say no more!!!! The other half and extremely banal... It leaves me in a difficult spot!

So I will go with a lil mix of both! To start with, you may wonder how I happened upon the Lilmoonbeam moniker, since, I am neither little nor a moonbeam. Maybe you Blog readers can tell me if such a thing even exists! I got the name from a really nice women at a place where I used to work, she was really pretty and had THICK thighs and and pert bottom(see here comes the semi porno images... luckily you cannot see them, but I would just like you to imagine them, so you can enjoy this Blog a lil more....If at all...) She said I was her lilmoonbeam, I dunno why but thought it was funny. At work we played an on-line game called gang wars and I thought it would be amusing, imagine being robbed by someone called lilmoonbeam!!!!! No gangsta could live it down. So quickly lilmoonbeam developed a reputation for being a hard lil MoFo with the FOULEST of mouths... I would leave messages that turned the net blue... people even mailed me back saying they thought I had over stepped the mark!!!!!!! Come on, if I just pimp-slapped your b*tch ass and stole your hoes, I gotta tell you what a punk your mother raised... thats the GANGSTA thing to do..... well I thought!! Anyway, word of Moony spread like wildfire.. big time gangs tried to recruit Beamer, but being a stubborn so and so he refused to join a gang, flying solo if you will.... One day tho, some of the big boys came to town, Lilmoonbeam was beat down, robbed then abused by the rotten assailants who took his hard earned Hoe's and Cash.....

A dream DASHED.......

This would not be the end of LILMOONBEAM tho, he rose like a Phoenix from the ashes, starting up his own gang, he sought revenge on his nemisi(is that the plural of nemisis? I dont think there is one, I am sure some kindly fellow can help me with that too...)....err where was I???? After several days of steroid abuse and buying illegal arms, guns not extra hands, Yes... the Moonbeam was ready... he found those punk b=tches that took his stuff, brought along the gang(The Sesame Street Warriors) and started a reign of terror the like of which had not been seen since Beadles about! Thousands died, millions were stolen and many harsh words were exchanged.... In the end, the SSW(Sesame Street Warriors) were the biggest gang in the WORLD... but retribution had taken a terrible toll... blood on the moon... a true horror unleashed...

Just as the world stood on the brink of succumbing to this blood thirsty gang of miscreants, the US on its knees, Kofi Anan begging for peace in our time......... the one month free trial ended......


DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a moral to this tale, but I dont know what it is... maybe it is that you should not judge a fellow by his name, or that Sesame street really is a bad place(ask Dave Chappelle). But one thing is FOR SURE... Lilmoonbeam is on the map.....


Whams... Thanks for your time, please tell all your friends about the Moonbeam, tell them... Dont let tham go out there under prepared......

I will return with more nonsense, more bad spelling and awful punctation, very soon....

Thank you