Work Work Work

No, I am not complaining about working too hard. FAR FROM IT!! Where I work is the second easiest job I have ever had! No, I want to find a job where I just help people. Is there any such job out there? Can someone employ me in such a position? I only want say 23g a year... 5 weeks holiday a year! And sick pay, when I am struck down by Bird Flu, Ebola or whatever the next pandemic is! IT IS INEVITABLE! Or so they say.

Just a question? How does the Bird Flu get to the Bernard Matthews farm? Can Bird Flu Virus fly? Or did the infected Bird come from far, far away and then spread it? I have had a nasty chest infection for a couple of weeks! I really hope its not Bird Flu. I love Chicken so much. If they had to cull thousands I would be mortified! But this means I eat ALOT of them, I have often wondered how many chickens I have eaten? It must be THOUSANDS, literally! Normally a person would develope an immunity to disease if they hae a little of the virus, I reckon I HAVE to be immune, well I hope anyway!

Back to the job, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can someone get me an OK paid job where I could help someone, or failing that just find me a Sugar Mummy! A rich lady who wants a well mannered fellow who she can take out and not show her up!